and they act like their mother.
we have a flabbergast, a bella (named after the cousins' cat, but turned out to be a boy. oops. doug says it's named after Bela Lugosi now.), an abernathy whose nickname is patches, and a bobtail.
anybody want a kitten?
(just kidding, we do have homes for them. though getting them to their new home is taking us almost as long as it is taking us to get the momma to the vet.)
you would be free to rename them stenotrophomonas. or diapedesis. or apoptosis. all wonderful names. or weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
most of these came from doug, by the way. my children don't stand a chance.